sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”